Sand? Sand! Why use a lantern if you have so many lightbulbs? Gotta start fires somehow I guess. Slim Whitman head explosions anyone? JFC! Where's Vin Diesel when we need him?. It forces you to have quiet contemplative moments to reflect on how absolutely retarded its derivative plot devices, and all of its characters are. I'd rather watch the Paris Hilton remake of "House of Wax", or "Jeepers Creepers 2" 10x than sit through this brain-dead POS 1 more time.
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It forces you Don't you just hate how noisy your shoes are? This movie is apparently like an IQ test. Dan … Expandĭon't you just hate how noisy your shoes are? This movie is apparently like an IQ test. You people raving about this film being brilliant, please go and watch Ridley Scott's ALIEN or John Carpenter’s THE THING, then see if you stand by your rating. suspension of disbelief is impossible (I really wanted to like this film). This film has no substance or intelligence. I mean, fair enough - we’re all entitled to an opinion, but really? Stop thinking with your wallets and your eyes. what? I actually made a metacritic account just to say this movie is terrible. The characters could have simply played a game of 'piggy in the middle', throwing sounds back and forth until the aliens ran themselves into a hole and died. The world seems like a great place to raise a baby, doesn’t it? Stupid/non believable characters abound in this film. I’m sorry, but after the boy dies in the beginning, there is no way that those parents are having sex in the near future.
If humanity wanted to survive, couldn’t they have just sent out protective earmuffs to humanity, some instructions to soundproof their homes, and then ruined the aliens’ hearing with loud noises? Also, apparently a shotgun works. Nevertheless, they navigate freely through trees, etc. The aliens are blind, possessing extraordinaly sensitive hearing, yet they cannot sense the humans with sonar. If you want to enjoy this one, you will really need to turn your brain off entirely. How could these morons be the only people left on Earth? I had not read any reviews before I went and I assumed it would be rated awfully - I could not believe it when I saw all of the positive reviews. the whole thing becomes so overwhelmingly dumb that it is hard to stay in the theatre.
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The premise of this movie is beyond idiotic, and as soon as you begin to ask yourself questions (who planted / harvested that corn quietly? why don't they set up a homestead near the noisy waterfall? why don't they have bird bangers or other noisemakers set up to go off at random intervals to disguise the noises they make? How is that baby so incredibly quiet? How is this family of four living on 3 fish a week? How was no one else on Earth able to find the solution to this problem - finding out how to turn their strength into a weakness seems pretty obvious) and on and on. The premise of this movie is beyond idiotic, and as soon as you begin to ask yourself questions (who planted / First movie review ever - but my thoughts on this film are so polar opposite than the critics I feel compelled to write.
… Expandįirst movie review ever - but my thoughts on this film are so polar opposite than the critics I feel compelled to write. Honestly, I wondered if an hour of movie was edited out, and there was a lot more story and a different ending before the final cut. I was desperately hoping the alien or the whole family stood on the damn nail one by one. But the whole end was they shoot it? This film would be difficult to watch in a noisy household, the cinema goers laughing (and eating loudly or farting) was bad enough. The whole film culminates in the last family in at least their region, maybe the world, just shooting the alien in the face (with a shotgun), after such an long build up, we get that? There was no reason to have the father in the film at all, kill him off early and the tough mum could have carried it to the end. The suspension of disbelief is nonexistent. The plot and actions are predictable, and only unpredictable when they make no logical sense. The acting is solid, the premise of the film is ok. I can't recommend someone watch this over any other film, horror or not. This review contains spoilers, click expand to view.